i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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