She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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