I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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