yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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