is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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