i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
