We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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