We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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