I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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