thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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