remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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