Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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