omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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