...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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