I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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