Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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