this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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