**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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