I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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