never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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