TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Do vagina's smell?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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