i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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