Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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