forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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