i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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