On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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