So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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