Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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