it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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