You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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