so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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