Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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