nut hugger
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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