i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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