they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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