He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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