where am i from again
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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