Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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