we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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