dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So vagazzling was a success
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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