Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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