marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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