I'd wear matching sweaters with you
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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