My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize