My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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