Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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