..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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