ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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