No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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