Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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