Swine flu. Run for my life!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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