whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
