We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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