idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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